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I am 41 years old, and I am a WAHM with two teenagers, a grade-schooler, and a toddler. I juggle cooking, writing, PTA, diapers and design on a daily basis. I work for a pittance and I never get a day off. Crazy? Yes! Rewarding? Absolutely! Challenging? All the time. Would I trade it for anything in the world? No thanks...
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What Mompreneur Really Means

According to Wisegeek, http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-mompreneur.htm , mompreneur is a newly coined term for women who establish businesses at home while also acting as the full time parent of their children. The mompreneur movement is one steadily growing in the US as mothers try to find ways to make money, express their creativity or business acumen, and also to parent their children.
This is my secretary, sporting the latest fashion... Panty Hats.
Ok, so cut the crap... What mompreneur really means is that you get up at the butt-crack of dawn, wake up disgruntled, sleep deprived children, and hopefully get them off to school with their teeth brushed and hair combed, wearing clean clothes. You have your toddler hanging off your boob while you try to type an article, all the while avoiding flailing feet that are trying to drum on your keyboard. When home, your teenager comes in the office (which happens to be a corner of the laundy room) every five minutes because you just have to see this Slipknot video on YouTube. You check your email. You discover your article has been rejected because you used the word boob in an article about breastfeeding. You see another article has been approved, and rejoice at the $1.99 that has been deposited into your PayPal account! WooHoo, get that breastfeeding one approved and you may have enough money for a frappachino from Starbuck's. You express your creativity by venting about your family on your blog, and practice your business acumen by trying to keep your grocery budget down to under $500 a month for a family of five, including diapers! You parent your children by turning on Yo Gabba Gabba for the toddler, and keeping a 4-pack of Monsters in the fridge to help the teenager stay awake and get his homework done. Your true business hours are between Top Chef and 3 am in the morning, which is when you have the least amount of distractions. Crazy? Yes! Rewarding? Absoulutely! Challenging? All the time. Would I trade it for anything in the world? No thanks... I have worked for someone else since I was 14 years old, and I love being my own boss, being able to do PTA (yea, they actually let me do that.. who knew?), be home when the kids are home from school, and listen to whatever music I want while I work!

A Sickly Mompreneur Saturday

Saturday, September 12, 2009

I have a cold... It sucks... My desk is starting to look like a sick ward war zone.  I have my bottle of Mucinex - generic of course, because I am a tightwad. I think I took the Mucinex twice, because when my daughter called me this morning to remind me to take it, I second guessed myself, couldn't remember, so I took another dose to be sure.  My tissues ran out, so I am down to a roll of toilet paper and leftover Togo's napkins.  My little trash can is threatening to overflow.  I have my secretary locked out of germ's way by the baby gate... Not sure what this will do, since I still have to nurse her, but at least I am not sneezing on her constantly.

So, what am I actually accomplishing workwise?  Today, I am working on the Football Booster Program for the Hilmar, CA Yellowjackets.  In case you haven't had a kid in football, this is one of those printed ad programs to raise money for the football program at the school.  Local businesses buy ad space, parents by ad space, and the profits after my set-up fee and printing go towards booster projects like maintaining practice fields, buying equipment, and anything else the sports program needs.  the program also lists the team football and cheer rosters, as well as schedules.

What I do is take all the raw material, photos, business cards, word docs, etc. and lay them out in Adobe InDesign.  I build ads, placate the printing company who is always stressed, push the mom in charge of getting me materials, and generally work my butt off to get their program done in time for their first home game.  These sort of jobs have a small window of time within which to work, and the person in charge will inevitably wait until the last minute making changes.

If you are interested in having an ad booklet built, feel free to contact me.  With about twenty years experience under my belt, I can get anyone's ad program off the ground.
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